by JustAGayFrog April 17, 2022
by enter_san_man December 16, 2008
A dance, consisting of a man dressed in feminine attire who repeatedly waves their arms infront of them whilst dancing horribly.
Jay: My mom walked in on me performing the homosexual clefairy last night, while I was listening to If You Seek Amy.
Jacie: Gross I don't need to know when you do those things!
Jay: Stupid, it's a dance!
Jarred: What does it look like??
Jay: This!!
*Jay then removed his cloths revealing a bright pink ballerina outfit, he began waving his arms wildly while jumping and head banging.*
Jarred: I think my eyes are bleeding.
Jacie: Gross I don't need to know when you do those things!
Jay: Stupid, it's a dance!
Jarred: What does it look like??
Jay: This!!
*Jay then removed his cloths revealing a bright pink ballerina outfit, he began waving his arms wildly while jumping and head banging.*
Jarred: I think my eyes are bleeding.
by Lyfial2 April 13, 2009
" Jake captain of the Varsity football team likes fixing up muscle cars and working on the ranch, but likes fucking dudes. His friends call him a straight homosexual. "
by PabloMiAllamo November 18, 2016
One who speaks with correct pronunciation and in old english. They are commonly found in rich urban areas throughout the United States. They usually have a habit of correcting others grammar and oral language. They find themselves to be completely perfect at the language of English, and deny anybody correcting them if they do indeed happen to make a mistake. They can become extremely annoying over time and can even cause people to question they're sexuality preference.
Literary Homosexuals:
They will type with correct punctuation and grammar and usually speak in a formal manner:
"Hello my fellow colleague. How was your day at school? Mine was fantastic, thank you for asking!"
They even sometimes correct you for small mistakes in your speech.
"Alright, me and Matt are going to get lunch." -Person
"Matt and I.*" - Literary Homosexual.
These people are continuing to grow in wealthy areas that are moderately populated. Watch out, because they increase in their obsession with Literary perfection, and continue to enforce anger in people around them.
They will type with correct punctuation and grammar and usually speak in a formal manner:
"Hello my fellow colleague. How was your day at school? Mine was fantastic, thank you for asking!"
They even sometimes correct you for small mistakes in your speech.
"Alright, me and Matt are going to get lunch." -Person
"Matt and I.*" - Literary Homosexual.
These people are continuing to grow in wealthy areas that are moderately populated. Watch out, because they increase in their obsession with Literary perfection, and continue to enforce anger in people around them.
by steph422 September 09, 2011
A Homosexual Cockplant
A homosexual who likes to inappropriately wedge his cock between another males arse cheeks in any busy confined space.
A homosexual who likes to inappropriately wedge his cock between another males arse cheeks in any busy confined space.
Johnny seized the opportunity to rub his dingle dangle into place between the sweaty fat yanks butt cheeks. It was a bold move but a most satisfactory one. 'I must get the 5:15 train again' he thought as his eyes rolled up to the sky in pleasure. ' Its so busy at this time, so ideal for cockplanting' he thought whilst feeling a warm blast of methane gas shoot against his testicles.
A Homosexual Cockplant
A Homosexual Cockplant
by Rev.Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010
Action that looks slightly homosexual in nature.
May also mean someone who acts somewhat homosexual without actually being gay.
May also mean someone who acts somewhat homosexual without actually being gay.
That hug Jamal gave me looked borderline homosexual!
Fred is definitely borderline homosexual, I mean did you see him slap George?
Fred is definitely borderline homosexual, I mean did you see him slap George?
by Dartwind September 27, 2014