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HoeWorker

A person at your workplace who sleeps around with everyone.
Jenn slept with everyone in the office. They gusy love working with a HoeWorker.
by Martyskillz April 16, 2009
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Homework

A time designated to:

a: Use Facebook
b: Masterbate
Honey what are you doing up there?" "Homework, Mom."
by bbucks September 25, 2010
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homework

Tortorous crap you have to do after learning for 7 hours a day. Teachers find it amusing to watch the students suffer. If you don't have your homework done they freak on you and if you have a real reason why you didn't do it they don't believe you. Not even lieing my dog seriously ate my homework and the teacher didn't believe me. On top of getting approximently 5 hours of homework we have to take tests. Tests are the official punishement. K. I didn't fall asleep in your class isn't that good enough? No. Teachers keep expecting you to do all this stuff but yet they can't grade papers. I have to wait one month to get my homework back and by that time the grading periods almost over. And if it couldn't get worse we have 20 pound book and I had to bring three home. Yeah now my fricken back has a kink in it. How about I drop a teacher off in the middle of no where and make her walk with a 60 pund back pack? That'd be mean and I am not a mean person.
Me: I got a kink in my back yesterday :/
Parent : How? You don't have time for sports with all that homework.
Me : I know, it was because of my 60 pound backpack I had to walk home with on my damn birthday!!!!!!!!!!
by CrEePeR aLeRt February 23, 2011
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Homework Hangover

A long night of cramming on procrastinated studying and homework; such as that 3 page English paper you were supposed to write about the history and development of poetry, your presentation on humanity for AP Psych and studying for your Spanish, Math and Chemistry tests. Which leaves you rolling out of bed the next morning feeling like total shit as if you had participated in a long night of drinking. Resulting in your hangover like feeling you experience the next morning. Symptoms include: extreme fatigue, headache, sore body and limbs, and hallucinations of the piles of homework yet to be done covering your room in all directions.
Joe: Man, I have the worst Homework Hangover ever. I stayed up til 4:00 this morning finishing my final project.

Hailie: Ugh, this Homework Hangover is even worse than the real hangover I had last week!
by hpfanx10 August 23, 2011
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English Homework

A synonym used to covertly refer to marijuana.
Hey, lets study our "english homework" on the way to school, therefore providing for a deeper class experience
by englishhead420 April 21, 2009
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A waste of time that teachers come up with to make you bust your ass doing something that will not be of any value to you at all. Not only that, but it's generally on a subject that isn't even relevant to what you want to do in life. Guess what teachers, "What is it stupid kid who's protesting against homework?" kid's life-long passions are being weathered away by all the fucking homework you pour on us, and the only thing between making you "capable" and "incompetent" is a piece of paper that says "I'm smart, give me a good job!"

This kind of horseshit should be determined by your future employer. Not only that but homework is something that's obviously done at home after school hours, now what is wrong with this picture folks? If you want to get someone to learn about something, do it in the place you're supposed to do that in the first place. After school is the time that most kids should be able to look forward to. I don't, because it'll just be more fucking work.

All in all, homework is a bad idea, because it deprives students of morale, sleep, life-long dreams, and entertainment time. How much would it suck to be a teacher who had one of those students who did no homework, but very well on the tests who didn't get accepted to college just because his diploma said he made a C average. Homework is next to pointless, something I don't give a fuckton of shits about, a dream-killer, and should be shunned completely from society.
Teacher: You're making Cs in all of your core classes just because of your homework.

Student: I don't see why it matters, why don't you just exempt me from all homework for the rest of my school life? That takes care of that, I get As across the board.

Teacher: You don't get it, this will help you succeed.

Student: No it won't, it's just dragging me down to the ground.

Teacher: If you would just do your homework...

Student: God damn it! You just fail to listen to reason don't you!?!?! My reasoning is completely legit! You know what, maybe that's what I should do at home, write a 10 page essay describing why homework is inexplicably pointless! GOD DAMN!!!

Teacher: ..........

Student: Like I even give two shits.
by Phoenix_89 January 20, 2010
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homework

A piece of work, given by school so as to be done after school. Usually collected for credit, and has a due date. Sometimes can be done online. It has no plural.
Teacher: Questions from 1 to 105 in the MATHEMATICS book is for homework. Its is due tomorrow.

Student: Odd or Even numbers.

Teacher: All, and will be collected tomorrow before the quiz.
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