A place where the guys are shorter than the girls, racist against black people (though they are for the most part non existent within the school) and have less testosterone than the girls as well. The hicks, the deers, AND the antelope play in the fields (usually on 4-wheelers, or some kind of farm machine). Once in a while there is a really cute guy. Other times, farm boots and cow shit are what you get. The girls are slutty. Since the school is so small, the girls desperately reach out to other schools in the district, usually by opening their legs. Overall, Holland Patent High School is a great school if you want an easy lay, or to roll in the hay with a less than attractive farmer boy.
Holland Patent High School
by JustxSayinnx March 24, 2011
A night spent with an engaged Dutch woman whose name you don't know and don't care to know. You filled the O in her puss.
On New Year's eve Jim's symphonic skills played Mr. Holland's Opus(He banged a chic from Holland who was flying back the next day to meet her husband).
by Scott E. Irish January 02, 2006
Jacob: Oh my god do you know what day it is?
Gram: no what is it?
Jacob: TOM HOLLAND DICK PIC ANNIVERSARY
Gram: no what is it?
Jacob: TOM HOLLAND DICK PIC ANNIVERSARY
by yourdailydoesofstupidity January 20, 2022
When you drive around looking for deer and turkey but never leave the truck... spooking everything in your path.
Taking a picture of your hand holding whatever you (and a few friends if applicable) are drinking with your current setting in the background- e.g. beach, concert, sporting event, party, etc.
"Instead of another dumb selfie where your faces are all blocking the view of where you are, take a Hollanding picture."
by Fatheadron May 11, 2023
A big POS tractor made by some stupid idiots and its blue so don't get a blue tractor unless your names rodney or you have no brain.
What tractor do you have a john deere
How bout you a new holland
Oh fuck off cunt get real nd buy a better tractor
How bout you a new holland
Oh fuck off cunt get real nd buy a better tractor
by grapelookingslut September 07, 2022