hoarder's dozen

a group or collection of many; a range from a dozen plus one to a dozen plus infinity: from the practice among hoarders and other pack rats of accumulating more items than is necessary, warranted, or even healthy. The paradox of simultaneously having too many and also not enough of a particular item or experience. Often used as hyperbole.

1. I got a great deal on the hoarder's dozen of shoes I bought on sale.
2. There are a hoarder's dozen Starbucks near my house.
3. She has a hoarder's dozen Facebook friends.

by CodeNameReservoir November 11, 2012

Sack hoarder

One who hoards sacks; the act of accumulating as much sack as one can take

That cunt over there is such a sack hoarder! Thats the 5th sack today!

by squawla February 27, 2009

Cat Hoarder

1. A person, who has dedicated their life to accumulating small, domesticated furry felines in a variety of breeds. This person continuously accepts more cats into their dwelling and lets them breed together to create more cats all while keeping them stocked in a closely guarded quarters in their living space.

Pat loved cats so much she renamed herself Tabby.

Tabby was such a Cat Hoarder, that when she thought one was stuck in her recliner, she didn’t even realize that it was not a recliner, but a pile of cats, stuck in cats.

by lifers April 24, 2011

Re-Hoard

The act of taking or buying another's previously hoarded items for the purposes of your own hoarding.

My grandmother hits yard sales at 6 am to buy a bunch of crap she can re-hoard.

by durhamama May 10, 2011

Dog Hoarding

Any person who owns more than 2 dogs.

Me: Man, Jud just got ANOTHER dog - a black lab puppy. . . This is like their 3rd dog.

Wife: That's dog hoarding.

by Myers251 March 27, 2014

fart hoarder

An uptight person who refuses to show their true humanity by sticking to a strict and unattainable code of conduct. Also they think their farts don't stink.

Jim was such a fart hoarder at that meeting.

by Lennylovescarl May 11, 2019

cormac hoare

This person is not funny at all and has a horrible lingering smell of eggs

Ewwww he smells like cormac hoare

by Wowluvyourco March 19, 2021