When a woman bends down and you barely see her ass crack. Most commonly seen when woman are wearing jeans.
Jack: Hey John. that waitress over there just dropped our food all over the floor...
John: Yes she did, but did you see that crack of heaven when she went to pick it all up?!
John: Yes she did, but did you see that crack of heaven when she went to pick it all up?!
by Bobby Night September 15, 2013
When you put two socks into the washer but only 1 sock comes out. The other sock is forever lost, never to be matched again. It went to "Sock Heaven"
Mom where is my other sock? I don't know I put the pair in the washer, the other sock must have went to "Sock Heaven"
by Jussme42 January 08, 2016
When the laity would donate cash; cryptocurrencies and NFTs; prized items like gold, diamond, coins, stamps, and paintings; and properties, so that the clergy could intercede for them before God to have their sins and those of their loved ones forgiven—generous or ostentatious donations on a regular basis would only set in motion a bountiful reward on high, be it material or/and spiritual blessings.
To upgrade the status of deceased family members from hell to purgatory, or from purgatory to heaven, the “political messiah” is encouraging his ultra-MAGA patriots to go to his “anointed” or “Vatican-approved” website to buy indulgences or “get-out-of-hell tickets” for them, and also for their own future sins—he’s hacking heaven by resurrecting or normalizing the banned spiritual practice of the Church.
by Fasters April 09, 2023
The flea market.
Mexicans go to "Mexican Heaven" when they die if they've been good. Where jesus lives and buys chain steering wheels
by Mr Pickles August 04, 2012
1. When something is so great it feels like having a wonderful boner
2. A place gay dudes go to when they die
2. A place gay dudes go to when they die
by Boner Heaven July 11, 2016
On a guys night out, you go to a bar with the fattest women available. The goal is to submerge what little dignity you have left in their fat rolls, in hopes to take one home to fuck.
I just got to the bar and Im in Hog Heaven, most of these swines are a deuce to a deuce and a half. Im fucking tonight!
by #1ABF March 05, 2021
No Limit Texas Hold 'em:
When all players at the felt (at least 5, the majority of seats at the table) hold non-connected, unpaired, off-suited hole cards below a 10, and go all-in pre-flop. Absolute financial mass suicide and a true pleasure to behold. Of course, there will be only one lucky/unlucky survivor to the culling.
When all players at the felt (at least 5, the majority of seats at the table) hold non-connected, unpaired, off-suited hole cards below a 10, and go all-in pre-flop. Absolute financial mass suicide and a true pleasure to behold. Of course, there will be only one lucky/unlucky survivor to the culling.
The Official Heaven's Gate Madness Chant:
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
No one needs to fucking call,
I don't need no 10 or better,
Only pussies live forever,
I don't need no pocket rockets,
We can all go live in the comet!
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
No one needs to fucking call,
I don't need no 10 or better,
Only pussies live forever,
I don't need no pocket rockets,
We can all go live in the comet!
by Bodacious77 April 24, 2019