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Viv-hawk

one who is fast; usually good at nordic skiing; good at running at long distances; very rare to see one of these.
Wow, did you see that Viv-hawk, it blew right passed us!
by realswag May 5, 2011
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Ian Hawke

Ian Hawke is the savior of this Earth. He is the creator of being and our messiah. He came down to our planet to save us and cleanse us of all evil. We will be forever grateful for his doing and how he truly saved us and spared us under his mercy. All hail Hawke.
VB Class: "Hail Ian Hawke!"
Mrs B: "I cant stand you idiots! Drop my class!"
by milonster hunter February 5, 2020
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war hawk

One who loves and/or prefers war.
War Hawk: War, war, war, war, war !
Hippie Stoner: Peace, love, and freedom !
War Hawk: War!
by CouchPotato2019 November 18, 2019
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hawk smash

when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.
Dan: What is wrong with you dude?

Ryan: I need a bathroom, so i can take this hawk smash
by ryan jjumbo January 12, 2011
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Gooch Hawk

Gooch Hawk is a genital pube-style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the Gooch. The Gooch's pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the anus. This trail protrudes between the butt cheeks resembling a "mohawk". This is called a Gooch Hawk.
Girl 1: Hey how was your date with Chayane?

Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.

Girl 1: Why's that?

Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.

Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.
by Brandnew305 November 14, 2011
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zipper hawking

Girls checking out a guys package through his tight jeans. Female equivalent of guys checking out cameltoes.
"Hey, Rhonda... lets go to the club and do a little zipper hawking."
by Scooter Tramp August 13, 2012
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chocolate hawk

When you're rock climbing and you have to poop off the rock face.
Josh ate too much granola and soy protein shakes while climbing and had to drop a chocolate hawk half way up the cliff.
by Munstadi July 29, 2017
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