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welcome to free hermit crab

a shop in myrtle beach that says "welcome to free hermit crab" in the window
guy1: hey dude i just went to welcome to free hermit crab
guy2: thats such a convenient store
guy1: i know right
by mcficker January 1, 2019
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HERMIT CRAB

where a single person, lies in bed, passes gas and then pulls the covers over ones own head to enjoy thier own essence. this is normally called a dutch oven when enjoyed by a pair.
after eating that bean burrito, my thunder was rolling...i was lying in bed and tooted, then i pulled the covers over my head and pretended to be a hermit crab.
by MRSKQ August 8, 2009
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hermit master

One who does nothing but sit around one's own house all day, all the time.
For instance, if you call a friend who is a hermit master you would say, "Hey hermit master, get off your a** and come play some tekken over here."
by BLASTBEATDEATHMETAL June 22, 2006
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Harjit

Medium sized animals sort of human shape but hairier, normally religious, may be seen wearing religious head gear while out hunting.

drinks water and some soft drinks only. Nocturnal hunting habits seem to be the norm. main prey is Macca's. Harjit's are capable of driving long distances to retrieve prey for its entourage mostly once a week on Friday and Saturdays.
what is a Harjit
by FSL009 December 6, 2010
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hermit babe

An extremely sexy babe who you know has crabs but you make passionate love to anyways.
Daquan: "Yo that hoe has crabs keep you dick clean man"

Tyrone: "She too much of a hermit babe for me to care"
by Endmepls696969xxx March 8, 2017
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Harsith

The literal gift anyone can ever get
the sweetest nd the most precious diamond ever- once you get attached you can't leave

Really a hawtie nd a baddass
AN ALL IN ONE- the master
If you ever want a person in life for you find someone like harsith
by Canzii September 6, 2021
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Harith

Handsome beautiful British man. He is Richer than bill gates. He has the following:
23 whores
25 rolls Royce
29 slaves

21 black slaves
1 girlfriend

169 wives

420 servents
189 mansions

anti faggots and last but not least he has something that is 70 inches that gives people pleasure
OH your such a Harith

Oh fck me
by uwefhepuib0w4ufgbh1lko84gh March 21, 2022
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