Mouse on a Harley

A diversionary excuse used when caught farting in public

John was standing in the break room at work and tried to sneak one out.
Jane walked in and having obviously heard it made a face at John.
John said, "Did you hear that? Must have been that mouse on a Harley again."

by Miggity Miggity May 22, 2018

Harley Holloway

Harley Holloway is a faggot from Shrewsbury.

Harley can’t see
Harley should’ve gone to specsavers

Harley Holloway

by Harley Holloway October 13, 2019

Harley Hilfiger

A term used to describe middle-aged, office-bound men who buy their first motorcycle during a mid-life crisis. Typically mild-mannered and wearing khakis by day, transforming into leather-clad road warriors at night.

Fred: "I didn't realize John was a biker"
Dave: "Yeah, he's a real Harley Hilfiger"
Visit www.harley-hilfiger.com

by Harley Hilfiger June 11, 2016

sexy harley

one of the hottest people you can meet, he will make you jizz in your pants on sight.

have you seen sexy harley? he’s so hot

by Raiixz January 21, 2022

Harley Shuffle

Gait of old bikers. Usually due to years of crashing motorcyles and trashing livers.

Is that man a retard?
No he's just doing the harley shuffle.

by yert March 6, 2010

Harley beardy

Sammy bowlers long term lover

'I love sammy' - said harley beardy

by Unchartedreaver564 November 24, 2021

Mouse on a harley.

A rough sounding fart that you make while sitting on a leather seat.

"Is someone using a jackhammer?"

"No, it was a mouse on a Harley."

by impasta_pasta October 21, 2014