PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
by Ten Forward August 10, 2015
Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
by HoboHam April 16, 2020
Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat
I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock
by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021
A gathering of drunken campers, usually around multiple bonfires string several hammocks up in the woods and party for the weekend
by One Smart-ass redneck September 29, 2014
When you need to poo and dont want people to hear so you place some toilet paper in the loo to dampen the drop.
by Zer0cha0s January 19, 2017
by jihadorbust December 29, 2015
by SamSleety47 July 09, 2022