Check out the crypto-bro in his Himmler Hummer. 5 bucks says he's listening to a Joe Rogan podcast right now
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Get the Himmler Hummer mug.When a stripper puts her mouth on your penis and or testicles or all of the above, pants on, and breathes and vibrates your penis. Giant cock tease, but it is the strip club legal version of a traditional hummer.
I had a giant case of blue balls after the strip club hummers I got during all those lap dances at the Gold Club in dirty BR.
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Get the Red Hummer mug.When you go down on a female and hum her genitals to a nice vibration. That’s called the hummer of the south. Originated in South Carolina.
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Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.
Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?
Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!
Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?
Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019
Get the Hummers Day Parade mug.1. n. A civilian version of a military Humvee. Gets approximately 0.001 miles per gallon. Driven mostly by rich assholes with small penises.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.
1. *guy crosses street, hit by Hummer that ran a red light*
Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.
Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.
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