by Christian Steele December 9, 2008
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A fecal sex act in which one partner, gender non specific, defecates into the vaginal cavity of a female lover and proceeds to enter the party with either their penis, or a penile substitute.
A fecal sex act in which one partner, gender non specific, defecates into the vaginal cavity of a female lover and proceeds to enter the party with either their penis, or a penile substitute.
We all boil at different degrees. - Emerson
Steve Watanabe: Ken! Have you heard the word around the watercooler?
Ken Watanabe: You mean about the senior VP of proselytizing giving his secretary a mexican hot pocket in the video conferencing lab? Yeah - but I have to admit, bro, I don't know what that means.
Steve Watanabe: It's basic - what it means is, he took a deuce in her nethers, then charged in full speed ahead. If you get my drift.
Ken Watanabe: ... I'll never be able to handle a memo from him again.
Steve Watanabe: Don't be such a wimp - at least he's not a furry.
Steve Watanabe: Ken! Have you heard the word around the watercooler?
Ken Watanabe: You mean about the senior VP of proselytizing giving his secretary a mexican hot pocket in the video conferencing lab? Yeah - but I have to admit, bro, I don't know what that means.
Steve Watanabe: It's basic - what it means is, he took a deuce in her nethers, then charged in full speed ahead. If you get my drift.
Ken Watanabe: ... I'll never be able to handle a memo from him again.
Steve Watanabe: Don't be such a wimp - at least he's not a furry.
by Ken Watanabe March 12, 2008
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wife: yea cause iu totally want your shit in me
wife: yea cause iu totally want your shit in me
by sahdow93 April 18, 2010
Get the Southern alabama hot pocket mug.The act of one gay man opening his asschecks and then asshole for another gay man to take a shit in. Sometimes also followed by a good ass pounding. A Fetishism
Jamal laid on his back and spread his ass checks and anus to allow Tyrone to take a shit in it before they had anal sex. Thanks you Jamal for letting me give you a San Francisco Hot pocket said Tyrone.
by Raveterror July 14, 2010
Get the San Francisco Hot Pocket mug.Taking a huge shit onto a section of saran wrap, taking care to fold the corners neatly in such a fashion as to form the "Pocket". Then proceeding to place said pocket into the microwave of someone who has been a complete dick to you in order to enact revenge. The timer is to be set for a minimum of 1 hour of cooking time. Ah smells like victory!!! Ain't Payback a Bitch??
by Sire of revenge March 24, 2010
Get the Hot Pocket mug.the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat and a piss inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
by BartAttack June 12, 2008
Get the boston hot pocket mug.The act of taking a warm hot pocket and using it as a masturbatory device. Usually only applies to male masturbation.
Dude, he wants it so bad he's hot pocketing every night.
That girl is so hot, I'm going to think about her while I'm hot pocketing.
That girl is so hot, I'm going to think about her while I'm hot pocketing.
by Chad Bennett November 3, 2008
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