1. An illness which involves pubic lice, a.k.a. crabs, which have herpes. Most likely found on those who choose not to shower.
2. What you tell someone your ex has.
2. What you tell someone your ex has.
Dwayne: Man, yo so dirtay, your crabs got the herps.
Shawn: you got the "Crab-Herps" from the girl down the hall, too?
Shawn: you got the "Crab-Herps" from the girl down the hall, too?
by civic_90 April 20, 2009
A much more virulent variant of garden-variety herpes originating from Brooklyn, the most populated of New York City's five boroughs. As young, hip, horny twenty-somethings continue to move into progressively smaller and crappier area apartments, they have sex with each other and unwittingly transmit a cocktail of previous STIs and diseases acquired from their living conditions. Bars, clubs, concert halls, parks, and other large meeting places are high-risk areas. Although the Brooklyn Herp originated in the neighborhood of Williamsburg, the outlying areas of Greenpoint, Bushwick, and Clinton Hill are increasingly at risk of an outbreak. Local health officials often explain this growing problem away as bedbugs.
Dude, don't go to Union Pool if you're trying to hook up tonight. Anyone you meet there is probably going to have the Brooklyn Herp.
by useyourtanuki September 20, 2010
Herpies spots all over the head, face or lips. Can also be used to describe acne or blisters on the face or lips.
Dude 1 : "Whats up bro?"
Dude 2 : "Dude, you got some bad face herps!"
Dude 1 : "Whatever Dude 2, you are the one with the face herps!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, you got some bad face herps!"
Dude 1 : "Whatever Dude 2, you are the one with the face herps!"
by Handsom Queef August 21, 2009
by kushwhore February 24, 2011
Martial arts students and instructors are often covered in sweat. Infected bodily fluids, shed skin, and sometimes body lice will make their way into the mats that absorbs the impact from their controlled falls. If these mats remain unwashed for many months, skin infections can manifest (being a contact sport, martial artists are often prone to breaks in the skin leaving them vulnerable to infection. This is a broad term that defines any skin condition contracted from dirty dojo mats.
guy #1: Heya bud, what's with that rash all over your face and arms? That's not contagious is it?
guy #2: Nah, just a case of the mat herpes. I took a couple dives last night in karate class, and...uh...woke up like this.
guy #1: Maybe they should clean their mats. Sorry dude.
guy #2: Meh....
guy #2: Nah, just a case of the mat herpes. I took a couple dives last night in karate class, and...uh...woke up like this.
guy #1: Maybe they should clean their mats. Sorry dude.
guy #2: Meh....
by kevthenurse August 23, 2013
Having a large bag of candy, so much to the point where you can't eat it all. And if you attempt to eat a whole bag of herpes, you will become sick.
by ayeyohomie January 27, 2011
MC Herpes is a widely acclaimed up and coming rapper from the streets of Chicago who is best known for his clever bars and undefeated rap battle record within the Chicago high school community. His most renowned rap battle victory came at the expense of a Jones College Prep student who went by the name of "elbow", before committing suicide after an onslaught of roasts from MC Herpes compelled him to do so. Many Chicago insiders consider him to be the next Chief Keef, due to the fact that Sosa came up from an almost identical Chicago high school rapping background as Herpes.
Person 1: "aye foe were you at MC Herpes's last rap battle?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he killed himself"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he killed himself"
by Urban_Dick69 September 08, 2016