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Having a lay-in.

It means, to lay in bed.
Not necessarily sleeping, enjoying peace and quiet alone.
Whilst the husband gets up, sorts out dotty
Changes Flo's nappy.
Makes Louie and Olivia's breakfast.
And makes Heidi a cup of tea in bed.
Whilst he's keeping noise to a minimum watching motd.
Where's Heidi?

She's having a lay-in.
She'll be there until one of the kids screams or the dog jumps up and licks her face.
by Dirky D. May 19, 2018
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have a len

verb. To masturbate at one's desk at work while talking to someone on the phone.

etymology: see Len Brown (Mayor of Auckland, NZ)
"yeah, her voice was totally hot so I had to have a len"
by Muntus October 15, 2013
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Have a winnie

1. To defecate.
2. To poo
"I'll be back in a moment, I need to have a winnie
by LemonySnickets January 2, 2021
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have a slash

Hold on mate, I'll be back soon, I just need to have a slash
by PlumBum82 April 26, 2019
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have a kick

The act of gay sex between two extremely homosexual football players.
“Hey cunt, wanna have a kick?”
Yeah mate!”
*gay sex*
by ihaveaUTI August 28, 2020
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Have a Cappuchino

guy 1: yoo i got a fresh new whip. with luxury interiors and all that
guy 2: <_<
guy 1: wha..
guy 2: have a cappuchino for all that cappin'
by EvilTrivago December 27, 2020
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Have a cheeseburger

Means just chill out , calm down .

Could also be like a I don't care attitude
Example 1:
John: Dude you forgot my shoes !!!?!

Cameron: My bad dude ill bring them tomorrow , have a cheeseburger ...

Example 2 :
John: I won all the science fairs so far !

Cameron: Have a cheeseburger ..
by Zexonlamez August 1, 2011
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