Alt: Harabe's Pair-a-cocks
The notion that any action a woman takes in which seems kind towards a male will be mistaken for interest when its not. Usually resulting in sarcasm or disdain from the female.
The notion that any action a woman takes in which seems kind towards a male will be mistaken for interest when its not. Usually resulting in sarcasm or disdain from the female.
Friend 1: Man she was so nice to me.
Friend 2: Watch out for Harambe's Paradox.
Friend 1: Nah man I think she likes me.
Friend 2: You a dumb ass.
Friend 2: Watch out for Harambe's Paradox.
Friend 1: Nah man I think she likes me.
Friend 2: You a dumb ass.
by Zilvarael February 25, 2017
Get the Harambe's Paradox mug.A situation in which one finds herself/himself wanting to roll on the floor laughing but the joke is either blasphemous or not within the realm of PG-13 content. In Islam, vulgarity is frowned upon and often framed as "haram", without specifics given.
As a Muslim woman of color, debating Prophet Jesus's exact shade of brown, ranging from mocha to coffee--in front of White Anglo Saxon Protestants along the Bible Belt-- is beyond funny and blasphemous. Indeed, it's "haramilarious" (haram-i-larious), because only God knows what Prophet Jesus actually looks like. Now I probably need to pray 2 raka'h to beg for forgiveness...and creating this entry. ;)
by PITAPOLICY April 1, 2019
Get the haramilarious mug.Hasaam is the nicest person you will ever meet. He will drop anything to help you with any problem you might have and will always be there for you. He rushes in to friendships heart first and will form the strongest bonds with people who put work into their relationship with him. He has questionable taste in music but he makes up for that with his endless charm, funny jokes, and beautiful collarbones.
Have you met hasaam?
by frsotyfrosty2 April 2, 2020
Get the Hasaam mug.Another form of steven with high level of haram meters. Sing sex bomb by Tom Jones in 6 different languages, always a hard worker and love laugh and drink.
A true mulkurul in heart and a talented person.
A true mulkurul in heart and a talented person.
by Itsmejanedoe October 24, 2020
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Tall, sweet, funny, outgoing
Usually a Libra and gets along with Sagittarius the most
Will make anyone fall in love, loyal
will stick with soulmate till the end
Usually a Libra and gets along with Sagittarius the most
Will make anyone fall in love, loyal
will stick with soulmate till the end
by Krazykit November 22, 2021
Get the Hasham mug.I was railing my coworker and she started moaning like a gorilla, and I knew... we were doing it Harambe Style
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