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Muddy hank

When you girlfriend/wife shit in there hand and jerks you off
Yo Ang take laxatives so your shit makes cum harder when your giving me a muddy hank!!
by Dan V and Nicky g December 29, 2020
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Tom Hank

An update for the 21st Century based on old Cockney rhyming slang. See Guy Ritchies 'Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.

It rhymes with wank so can either be used to mean having a wank- or a Barclay's Bank in old Cockney rhyming slang. I'm just going for a quick Tom to relieve the stresses of the day.

Or it can mean something is not very good. As below
ME- 'Clarence did you see the Coldplay Concert last night?'

CLARENCE- 'Yeah, I did but it was a load of old Tom Hank from start to finish, basically as soon as the band started playing.'
by Mr R Spandit January 23, 2019
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Kinfolk Hank

An underground rapper from Fort Worth, Texas.Known for his balla style flows.One of the throwedest dudes in Texas.Also goes by King Hank,Hanky Panky, and Hank Hill''The King of The Hill.
Why's that boy Kinfolk Hank always talking about his candy?
by Funky Town Foot Soilder March 28, 2004
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Heaping Hank

a "Heaping Hank" is when there is a Gay orgy.... 1 member shits on someone's chest..... another smears his nuts in the shit, THEN the shitty nut guy teabags another guy.


Either that, or it's when you've had too much of Hank's mashed potatoes.




you decide, bitches.
Claude: "I had such a ROUGH night!"
Tricialique: "Had a Heaping Hank again last night, didn't ya?"
Claude: "....yeah... how did you know?"
Tricialique: Yeah... wipe the shit off your chin.... ass"
by Tricialique February 2, 2005
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Hank Spank

Right before ejaculation while recieving oral sex the male

thunder claps the female on both ears and pulls out and runs away!
Last night I wanted to break up with my girlfriend so I gave her a Hank Spank and got the fuck out.
by The Hamburglar Lives May 17, 2010
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What the hank?

"What the hank?" is a term or phrase used in expression of surprise or questioning or even used as a interjection, such as "What the heck?"
"I killed your chipmunk."

"What the Hank!?!"

or

"Look, at those acrobats."

"Woah, what the hank?"
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kinfolk hank

Did you see Kinfolk Hank in that cadillac sittin on Emmitt Smiths?
by lil dizzy April 2, 2004
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