Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker June 4, 2018

Poop Hammock

When a male wears a thong in reverse so that his testicles can be shown, the back of the underwear is known as the poop hammock

While Ricky was running to the bathroom, he accidentally filled up his poop hammock.

by JizzWhiz September 4, 2022

Hammock

Hammock is a modern form of a compliment; usually to compliment an appealing women but not just for her looks but her outstanding brilliance and cleverness.

She’s a real hammock-
“You fools, how could you not forgive me- I am beautiful.”

by I love luffy January 16, 2022

Rattlesnake Hammock

A male thing filled with STDs. See banana hammock

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, so I wouldn't bring him home."

by Ghost_anon May 31, 2022

Rattlesnake Hammock

Male thong worn by a person with STDs. Also see banana hammock.

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, not a banana hammock."

by Ghost_anon June 2, 2022

Banana Hammock

The act of stretching out the scrotum under the penis to create a comfortable resting place. This can easily trasition into a sackoline by shaking up and down

Joe's sack hangs so low I bet he can make a king size banana hammock for his sling.

by Leonideez May 29, 2021

Cum Hammock

When cum from the penis is attached at the tip of their penis & also on the sexual partner.

“I pulled it out and gave her a cum hammock!”

by toiletwaterdaughter April 29, 2021