palliative hair

Put simply, it's a REALLY bad hair day.

Cheryl (on the phone): "Sorry, Carol, but I'm staying in tonight."
Carol: "What? Why?"
Cheryl: "I've got palliative hair."
Carol: "Oh come on, Cheryl, it can't be that bad..."
Cheryl: "Oh really? I shampooed, conditioned, tried one product and that didn't work out. I then re-wet my hair, dried it again and tried a different product and now it's even worse. I give up. It's horrible. I'm staying in."
Carol: "Fine. I'll call you tomorrow." (Carol hangs up.)

by cfbaines April 02, 2011

hair fuck

when a female lays her hair on the bed/couch, and lets the male hump it or jerk off with her hair.

my girlfriend layed her gorgeous silky long hair on the bed and i fucked the shit out of her hair, over and over and she let me cum in her hair as many times as i wanted, and i had such a wonderful hair fuck. I did this every day. Her hair is so silky when my cock touches it, it almost feels like i am going to cum because its so silky and soft. I love humping her long light brown hair.

She would just lay her silky light brown hair all over the bed and i would sink my cock into her hair and fuck over and over.

by kingadz June 21, 2007

Cunt Hair

The second smallest unit of measurement.

See: wordCH/word and wordRCH/word

Move it a CH to the right and it will be perfect!

by snabald July 13, 2003

Holding hair

To help out someone who is drunk, especially a girl.

Origin: Comes from the need to hold a girl's long hair back out of the way while she chunders.

Oh man, that chick was so trashed, I spent half the night holding hair.

by Boatblder December 06, 2008

shitty hair

what bakugou our angry boi called rock head boi( kirishima)

go away, shitty hair!

by keepcalm7003 April 16, 2020

Dome Hairs

Stray pubic hair that grows on your dome, an alias for penis.

Man #1: Don't you hate it when you're at the urinal, and you realize you missed a spot shaving?
Man #2: Werd
Man#1: I completely missed my tip!
Man#2: Dude, you have dome hairs?!?!

by TinaTurnerHitchHiker June 21, 2009

alfie hair

To complete mess up your hair style,

to make your hair look rediculously spikey and messed up
not a good look

Damn it this wind is going to give me alfie hair

by MattM210 May 30, 2017