It's all Al Gore's fault

Response to any environmental anomaly blaming Al Gore for bringing it to our attention. At the same time sarcastically claiming that if he hadn't brought it up the anomaly wouldn't have occurred.

A) I can't believe it's 60 degrees in Chicago and snowing in Dallas.

B) It's all Al Gore's fault.

by piepton January 18, 2008

Horn of the ox that gored him

Hair of the dog that bit him.
Next morning alcohol to alleviate hangover symptoms

He was bellied up to the bar at 9 a.m. for a "horn of the ox that gored him".

by Big D-41 November 8, 2008

Al Gore Failure Beard

An Al Gore failure beard is the cloak of shame worn by men who have been unemployed for over 90 days and don't have any job leads. I also used it for hopeless people and institutions.

"My dad's job search isn't going well. He is rocking an Al Gore failure beard."

"My buddy got laid off last year, and spends a lot of time on LinkedIn. He'll have to shave his Al Gore failure beard when he finally gets an interview."

"My flight was canceled last night, even though we only had an inch of snow. American Airlines is the Al Gore failure beard of the airline industry."

by PunkRockHR December 18, 2019

Warming Goring

When consumers or taxpayers are bilked out of money by people supposedly fighting global warming or protecting the environment.

“Boy, that carbon offset scheme cost millions. We got a real Warming Goring.”

by TartanMarine June 3, 2010

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025

gores landing

gores landing is a place to chill, it’s called “GL town” by a few locals. you got the people that don’t care and smoke weed all day, and the city people that live there as a vacation.

have u ever been to gores landing?

by urlocalfungirl August 3, 2019

gore

my only source of dopamine other than masturbating

i watch gore to prepare for when i go to hell to rip and tear

by nubnerd24 September 7, 2025