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goon

A term used to describe a person who studies chemical engineering.
Look at that goon Alex and his air-lift fermentor.
by ce2jrz May 8, 2005
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goon

To ejaculate upon ones face, after a Blowjob, or a Bo Jangle.
Oh man, that Bo Jangle was great, I just gooned all over your face!
by Runean May 5, 2009
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goon

some one who makes jokes that are disturbing and most despicable in the highest fashion. They are usually unintelligible by their irrevocable stupidity
random goon: "ever suck a dick you didn't like before?" me: "no, that dosen't make any sense." goon walks away to goonish friend. random goon: "hey this guy, i just asked him if he sucks dick and he was like I suck dick" goons walk away. me: "those guys are gay, GAY." buffoon lame-brain fathead
by straight as a nail. January 13, 2005
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goon

Someone super goofy and cray; always doing silly things like climbing trees or painting themselves
"Do you see Nate over there with shades, shorts, and no shoes??"
"He's crazy! It's like forty degrees and cloudy!"
"He's such a goon!"
by ManagerSTATE October 10, 2012
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gooning

Gooning is a state into which one gets when one is highly aroused. Gooning typically describes male behaviour rather than female. The term gooning and to goon is typically done by fags or subs or those typically seen as having a more submissive approach to their sexuality. Gooning is very often associated with the faglife style or sub lifestyle. Articles like "What is gooning" on websites like FagLife.com make a great attempt to fully describe what gooning is and how it should be done.
that boi is gooning so hard for those tits and that cock
by ChillyBob March 23, 2023
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goon

Unsociable or very quiet person or an ugly muppet who does ur head in!
That Scott Barton is such a goon!!!
by Carrie September 3, 2004
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Gooned

1. to get beaten, pushed, or pwned by a Goon or member of a Goon Squad

2. to have slept with a Goon or member of a Goon Squad
1. that motherfucker got verbally gooned!
2. that chick totally got gooned last night.
by 0000000000001 February 16, 2009
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