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Gaping Axe Wound

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.
Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.
by JudeRunner June 28, 2025
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gape

A person who takes gaming very seriously and is very toxic and is a talking chirp who contributes nothing
Jesse Puljuravivi is such a gape when he's playing with us. If he gapes on more time, I will not play with him! God!
by Brady Tkachuk July 23, 2022
mugGet the gapemug.

Gape smack

The you penatrate slims anus in order to cause wreckage leading to a gape then precede to smack in in a way that cause air to be trapped forming a queef
I was in the south getting into sum ass only to gape smack a hoe for my own amusement.
by Prolapsepump January 9, 2021
mugGet the Gape smackmug.

Pressure Gape

Whenever an individual has to take huge shit, especially because of eating a chili cheese omelet, hot sausage, a boiled egg, cabbage, and chasing it down with chocolate milk. Once your body starts digesting all your food the gas pressure starts to build. The gas comes out first followed by a turd. Therefor your asshole is gaped open.
Hey man, can you cover my station? I have to go pressure gape!
by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021
mugGet the Pressure Gapemug.

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