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moonlight gardening

To take an old mans penis in your mouth, and receive gratefully
"Do you want to come to mine and do some moonlight gardening?"

"Yes."
by Aphex2 December 17, 2008
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Adult Gardening

The act of inserting two hands, simultaneously into a woman's rectum and vagina at the same time without making fists.
Blake decided to try out some adult gardening when he double-spaded that girl.
by adult-gardener May 2, 2009
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Magic: The Gathering

A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction
Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime
by FuzzyDanglers February 26, 2019
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gathering

Typically a collection of 2 or more individual people. In many cases, one's name may be Kerri resulting in a somewhat youthful atmosphere.
Kerri plans on going to a gathering.
by taka January 8, 2005
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Magic the Gathering

of virgins. $12/ 60 cards = you got jacked, preteen!
"Best Cardgame" isn't saying much, to the dismay of two hundred thousand boner-nursing thirteen-year-olds clutching sticky binders full of bits of paper.
by Tom the Thumb February 5, 2005
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wandering eye

Not to be confused with a whispering eye, as in Role Models, a wandering eye is a vagina that has moved from its original place (a prolapse). It most commonly happens with women that have just had children or with old ladies that are severely disappointed with their grandchildren and have already banished half of them from the family.
Jack: Do you want to go have sex in the garden tonight?

Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.

Jack: What's wrong with her?

Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.
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Wandering Pube

When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.
OMG your lollie bag has a "Wandering Pube" on it!!
by VeryCold April 2, 2010
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