by Aphex2 December 17, 2008
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A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction
Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime
by FuzzyDanglers February 26, 2019
Get the Magic: The Gathering mug.Typically a collection of 2 or more individual people. In many cases, one's name may be Kerri resulting in a somewhat youthful atmosphere.
by taka January 8, 2005
Get the gathering mug."Best Cardgame" isn't saying much, to the dismay of two hundred thousand boner-nursing thirteen-year-olds clutching sticky binders full of bits of paper.
by Tom the Thumb February 5, 2005
Get the Magic the Gathering mug.Not to be confused with a whispering eye, as in Role Models, a wandering eye is a vagina that has moved from its original place (a prolapse). It most commonly happens with women that have just had children or with old ladies that are severely disappointed with their grandchildren and have already banished half of them from the family.
Jack: Do you want to go have sex in the garden tonight?
Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.
Jack: What's wrong with her?
Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.
Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.
Jack: What's wrong with her?
Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.
by drunk, skinny, sexy and goldy July 15, 2009
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