Bagged the groceries

Verb, past tense - To bang a hot girl.

Steve: So how did your date go with Sherry?
Me: How do you think? I bagged the groceries.

by HappyCow1254 March 6, 2018

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Grocery Monster

One who consumes massive amounts of groceries, mostly junk food.

You better lock your fridge and cupboards because the grocery monster is coming!

by Asshole862 November 14, 2011

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grocerys

Booty eating

U gotta eat th booty like grocerys

by Ur welcome your the defs May 15, 2018

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Eatin Groceries

Eatin Groceries

A clean way of saying goin down on a woman!

So & So got caught eatin Groceries at my house the other night!

by Hooker 2 May 8, 2021

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A bag with different things in it. As expertly defined by a certain orange-tinted wordsmith, groceries are apparently just a collection of random items thrown into a bag—because, you know, words are hard. Forget the centuries-old concept of food shopping; this groundbreaking revelation confirms that if you put a bowling ball, a live ferret, and a VHS copy of Top Gun in a bag, congratulations—you now have groceries.

"I went to the store for groceries, but since it's just 'a bag with different things in it,' I grabbed a wrench, a rubber chicken, and a copy of The Art of the Deal. Nailed it."

by animaltrainer78 April 3, 2025

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