Response to any environmental anomaly blaming Al Gore for bringing it to our attention. At the same time sarcastically claiming that if he hadn't brought it up the anomaly wouldn't have occurred.
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Get the Horn of the ox that gored him mug.An Al Gore failure beard is the cloak of shame worn by men who have been unemployed for over 90 days and don't have any job leads. I also used it for hopeless people and institutions.
"My dad's job search isn't going well. He is rocking an Al Gore failure beard."
"My buddy got laid off last year, and spends a lot of time on LinkedIn. He'll have to shave his Al Gore failure beard when he finally gets an interview."
"My flight was canceled last night, even though we only had an inch of snow. American Airlines is the Al Gore failure beard of the airline industry."
"My buddy got laid off last year, and spends a lot of time on LinkedIn. He'll have to shave his Al Gore failure beard when he finally gets an interview."
"My flight was canceled last night, even though we only had an inch of snow. American Airlines is the Al Gore failure beard of the airline industry."
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Get the Al Gore Failure Beard mug.When consumers or taxpayers are bilked out of money by people supposedly fighting global warming or protecting the environment.
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Get the Goring mug.Ethan Goring is the best thing that has ever happened to me, I love him with every inch of my heart ♥
by gingeypumpkin_ July 13, 2021
Get the Ethan Goring mug.1) Any device used in an induced abortion. Examples of these devices are cannulas, forceps, curettes, and spinal needles.
2) Self-explanatory
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Surgeon: Hello Ms. Cater, are you ready for your abortion?
Ms. Carter: I think so.
Surgeon: Ok, let me go get my gore gadgets.
Ms. Carter: Um, what?
Surgeon: Muahahahahahahaha! Nothing.
Ms. Cater: ok I'm scared now.
That one guy got fucked by that speeding bus yesterday. Never knew buses were such gore gadgets!
Ms. Carter: I think so.
Surgeon: Ok, let me go get my gore gadgets.
Ms. Carter: Um, what?
Surgeon: Muahahahahahahaha! Nothing.
Ms. Cater: ok I'm scared now.
That one guy got fucked by that speeding bus yesterday. Never knew buses were such gore gadgets!
by The Roach May 12, 2009
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