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Freudian Glide

Ex: You're gf calling me Daddy.

Your Girl friend Can Freudian Glide her lips 💋 better than your mom.
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hyper glide

When you intentionally hydroplane across a section of water, as to glide across it.
Better hold on cuz we are about to HYPER GLIDE across this puddle!
by Dareld Dewme November 16, 2023
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A-glide

Short for ADHD glide, to quickly walk from one point to another taking the shortest line possible, often resulting in hitting shins, hips, shoulders, etc. on things like desks, bed frames, wall corners, tables, etc.
I was going from my bedroom to the fridge with an a-glide and I almost made it, but I clipped my hip on the kitchen table and died.
by FireStxr February 8, 2024
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Glizzy glide

Erika loves the glizzy glide
by Bumber Bork May 23, 2025
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Signs of a Glidepath

1. They can't stop lieing
2. They never keep promises
3. They lie to theirselves
4. They are a pathological liar
5. They think they are honest
6. They don't know jonesty
Signs of a Glidepath
by 459395 April 30, 2022
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slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.
Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!
by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022
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