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The hottest guy in the world. He has red hair, and is very muscular. If you ever meet a Gary you should ask him to date you, even though he will probably say no. He also has at least a 8 inch penis.
Oh my god is that Gary, he is so sexy
gary by Gary's Boyfriend April 26, 2022
Gary is usually a nice man who forgets what he just said. He will always be loyal and a good friend. He provides great commentary.
Ah it’s just Gary you know he forgets everything.
Gary by Blowe79 April 30, 2022
Gary is a guy who will try and tell you his name isn’t Gary but everyone knows it is his God given name. He will forget any convo you have with him but he will always be loyal and a great friend. He will also be the first to blame you for anything.
My God given name is not Gary! Ah it’s just Gary he won’t remember.
Gary by Blowe79 April 30, 2022
Awe man, we're going to be one short. Fucking Chad pulled a Gary and texted me this morning that he can't get out of work.
Gary by Chester 351654 July 14, 2022
The best person ever and he is always there for you and will make you blush like heck also has a very good sense of humor and always has another nickname in store when the current one gets old :)
I love you Garyy :)
Gary by popcorn_0158 August 16, 2022