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Gape Keeper

GAYP KEE PUH | ɡeɪpˈki .pɚ

A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.

The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.
My uncle James is a retired Gape Keeper of 21 years, of which the majority of his career was spent on Only Fans providing excellent service to the community. He is well known for his battle cry, "OPEN THE FLOODGATES!"
by Very-NPC June 4, 2024
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Droopy sloppy gaping hole

When you leave a young girls gammon flaps droopy and gaping
I left that two year old with a droopy sloppy gaping hole
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gaping gooch

A gaping anus. A mix of the two words gay and coochie.
Bash just fisted Jack and he had a gaping gooch
by Yung weej May 12, 2024
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Gaping Diarrhea

Diarrhea so bad that it widens your asshole open to let everything spill out in a single push.
Person 1: "You were screaming really loud, what happened?"
Person 2: Gaping Diarrhea
by Mannyfeats February 29, 2024
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Gape

I was gaped as a child it's no laughing matter
by Gapejerker March 8, 2024
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