Frozen Mitten

Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.

Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!

by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 1, 2020

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frozen doberman

when something, usually a nut or bolt is so oxidised it won’t unscrew.

‘that nut just won’t budge, it’s frozen doberman. WD-40 did fuck all’

by frozen doberman May 19, 2019

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frozen head

Blowjob under the temperature of 32°F/0°C

Did you hear Sara gave Steve frozen head in his ice fishing shack?

by Germ Keymoff March 9, 2020

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The frozen forest

When a man cums on a girls pubic hair resembling snow on a tree.

“What did you do to me”
Girl I gave you the frozen forest

by WakandaJ February 27, 2021

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Frozen II

The sequel of the overrated movie, Frozen!!!! Two Scandinavian girls once again are the main characters and are accompanied by an anthropomorphic reindeer and a talking snow man.

Oh look, Frozen II is showing on HBO!!!!

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 8, 2021

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