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Cum-fisting

When one man proceeds to cum into the anus of another to which he follows up by fisting the asshole using semen as lub.
While on the bus Joshua exclaimed to his friend Jennifer, I'm not huge on anal but I'd be up for cum-fisting all night.
by Tsx Weasel July 27, 2016
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Fire fisting

The act of inserting a fist into a vagina or anus after rubbing hands with hot sauce or the juice of a hot pepper.
She wanted some hot sexy action but didn't expect hot fire fisting.
by snowpocalypse9 September 18, 2016
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Quantum Fisting

Same theory as Schroeder's Cat, if you're blindfolded and fisting. You do not know whether you are fisting a vagina or a rectum until you remove the blindfold.
Have you heard of Schroedinger's Cat?

No, but have you ever heard of Quantum Fisting? Great time at my stag party.... I think.
by Quantosexual December 7, 2018
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night frisking

at night to go on ice and play with sparklers or fireworks.
Morgan brought up the amazing idea of what to do Friday night. Gianna said, "let's all go night frisking at the small golf course pond and with my illegal fireworks!"
by yourmom666666 January 25, 2019
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Muppet fisting

Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.
"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"
by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022
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ritualistic poultry fisting

Here's the thing about ritualistic poultry fisting, it's pretty much the answer to any and every question formed by man over his existence but so few have been willing to actually try it that the knowledge is all but lost. You could say it's bullshit, but unless you sincerely try a poultry fisting ritual for yourself you really don't know that do you?
Hyder: How did the twin towers fall if jet fuel don't melt steel?

Tex: It makes perfect sense if you know anything about ritualistic poultry fisting.
by johndoe86x2 July 28, 2016
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Dick Fuck Fisting

When you slip your dick into your girls ass and make more room for you hand, fucking her with your dick an fist at once
Dick fuck fisting is a new sensation dad, i swear its not a phase- Girl
by Noodle fish September 6, 2016
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