force choke

A variation of the stranger in which one sits on one's own hand until it goes numb and then uses said hand to masturbate. It gives one the sensation that somebody else is using the force to stimulate one's penis.

From a deleted scene in a Star Wars movie:

Yoda: "Size matters not. Look at me."
*Yoda exposes himself to Luke*
Yoda: "Judge me by my size, do you?"
Luke: "Ugh, gross! Put that thing away, Master Yoda."
*The spirit of Obi-Wan comes to Luke and speaks*
Obi-Wan: "Use the force, Luke."
Luke: "No way, I never agreed to this! I didn't come here to force choke a muppet's wrinkled and green penis!"
Obi-Wan: "Trust your feelings, Luke"
*Luke turns to Yoda reluctantly and nods*
Luke: "Alright, I'll give it a try."
Yoda: "No. Try not. Do...or do not. There is no try."
*The scene fades to black just as Luke begins to perform the unspeakable act*

by JediSnoodMaster October 28, 2010

use the force

To use intuition, or allow your actions to be guided by whatever mystical force controls your destiny.

"But I don't know how to drive a combine-harvester!!"
"Use the Force, dude."
"Ahh, okay."

by traffichazard December 28, 2005

Phantom Forces Syndrom

Phantom Forces Syndrom revers to a psychological phenomenon that accurs when playing the roblox game Phantom Forces for long amounts of time the symptoms include but are not limited to

1. suddenly becoming gay

2. becoming a femboy

3. accute onset of depression

4. basing your personality to a anime girl

5. wearing girl clothes most commenly maid outfits

6. taking pictures of the thigh area of the legs

7. Suddenly seeking a lot of attention which can sometimes include making up false mental disorders

Hey bro i recently saw on your instagram you wear a maid outfit now did you get Phantom Forces Syndrom?

Hey you know John he recently started identifying as a femboy i think he got Phantom Forces Syndrom.

by Guus439 April 3, 2022

Apostle Force Ones

Any type of sandals worn by males between 18 and 30 which are usually accompanied by a seashell necklace and or a billabong shirt and excessive use of the word "dude"

Look at Skyler over there in his apostle force ones and his seeshell necklace, lets go make fun of him cause hes a loser.

by Mikey Ballz July 22, 2007

forgetting sarah marshall

geniunely the greatest comedy film of the 21st century thus far, and also the only romcom in the universe aimed at men.

forgetting sarah marshall is ace.

by Dannnnn May 20, 2008

Shining Force

Turn-Based Strategy RPG with a large cult following. Also the name of the force the player controls throughout the series.

The goal of Shining Force II is to command the Shining Force to defeat the evil demon Zeon.

by LuneKnight September 17, 2005

force of hobbit

'Force of Hobbit' is similar to 'force of habit' which is when someone instinctively does something without thinking about it. In the case of 'Force of Hobbit' a geek or nerd or dork instinctively relates real world experiences to things like 'The Hobbit','Battlestar Galactica','Star Wars','Star Trek' or any 'reality' show that they wasted life force watching.

Me: Good Morning Dale.

Dale: Actually, it's not morning on the third moon of Vulcan.

Me: You just can't help being an idiot can you? I guess it's just force of hobbit.

by Bryan Gilbreath January 18, 2008