NMP Field

When Something has an NMP Field around it, it simply means 'Not My Problem' (adapted from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series)

ex. Jimmy: My car got impounded because I had invalid plates on it and got pulled over.
This problem has an NMP field around it to most people except Jimmy.

by Tom Holbrook July 30, 2008

playing center field

the romantic and sexual pursuit of middle aged women.

Girls my own age have always been intimidated by me, but I've had much more success after I started playing center field.

by assmurderer September 13, 2011

field strip

The act of stubbing out a cigarette and knocking out all the loose tobacco and embers so you can safely dispose of the butt in a trash receptacle when one presents itself.

Todd: "Can I just flick this butt in their yard?"

Me: "No, field strip it and put it in your pocket until we go inside. Why are you such a rube?"

by big_perm5000 September 13, 2011

Field Layer

Anyone who goes nowhere in life.

Someone who goes and spends time laying in other peoples' fields. That Field Layer will go nowhere in life.

by LORD OF SILVER FOUNTAINS January 18, 2007

Field-Digger

A guy who eats out a random girl at a frat party on the most fluid-filled, STD infested bed of a brother in the frat house.

"What the hell bro?! Get off my bed you field-digger"
"That's fucking disgusting, you field-diggers better get tested because I don't even sleep on that bed..."

by selly beamin March 25, 2007

field dildo

Any dildo used to throw at Tom Brady.

You're a field dildo.

Whoever threw the original field dildo is an American hero.

by Mad Malc November 3, 2016

Field nod

When you're right in the middle of a job or task, and you fall asleep. Sometimes, with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth that completely burned down to the butt.

Hey Brad this is no time for a field nod. You dropped all your weed in your lap in the middle of rolling a joint.

by Sssin November 15, 2016