by Mimi Lintvedt July 24, 2008
Get the feminanthem mug.Not exactly the most perfect city on earth, and NOT FARMINGTON. Located in Oakland County, Michigan, it's suburbia defined. The Farmington Public School district contains three high schools:
North Farmington: Known for lots and lots of fucking. Not kidding. So many pregnant girls, so many STD's. Also known for the greatest GSA around, and lots of openly LGBT students. Pretty sweet in that way, but also full of bitches.
Harrison: The drug school. The dogs and cops get called a TON, full of stoners. There are stoners at the other schools, but this one has the most.
Farmington: Shit, nobody cares about it unless they go, and if they go, they wish they went to HHS or NFHS.
Farmington Hills is not big, not hugely exciting, but pretty epic when you see all the cool people... At North.
North Farmington: Known for lots and lots of fucking. Not kidding. So many pregnant girls, so many STD's. Also known for the greatest GSA around, and lots of openly LGBT students. Pretty sweet in that way, but also full of bitches.
Harrison: The drug school. The dogs and cops get called a TON, full of stoners. There are stoners at the other schools, but this one has the most.
Farmington: Shit, nobody cares about it unless they go, and if they go, they wish they went to HHS or NFHS.
Farmington Hills is not big, not hugely exciting, but pretty epic when you see all the cool people... At North.
Uncool person: "So you're from Farmington?"
Me: "FUCK NO BITCH I LIVE IN FARMINGTON FUCKING HILLS!"
Uncool person: "Jeez, sorry, Farmington Hills."
Person from Harrison: "You feel like soaring?"
Person from North: "Only if we can fuck like rabbits while we're high!"
Person from Farmington: "Dammit, we have no fun."
Me: "FUCK NO BITCH I LIVE IN FARMINGTON FUCKING HILLS!"
Uncool person: "Jeez, sorry, Farmington Hills."
Person from Harrison: "You feel like soaring?"
Person from North: "Only if we can fuck like rabbits while we're high!"
Person from Farmington: "Dammit, we have no fun."
by SomeSwagOrSomething January 21, 2011
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Farmingdale is a town on long island. It is also know as "dirty dale", "farmingdale home of the dalers", and "the dalers".It destroys all teams in the athletic department, farmingdale crushes massapueqa in every sport. Almost all of the boys play some type of sport. The farmingdale high school is obssessed with sports. farmingdale over all is just an amazing town, better then all and hotter then all.
by hahah:) March 22, 2009
Get the farmingdale mug.A place where it is socially acceptable to fuck your relatives and have no teeth. As a matter of fact the town line sign says "Welcome to Farmington, please leave your teeth at the town line"
Farmington New Hampshire: Where the men are men, and sheep run scared
Neil "Gee Bob, I've been wanting to marry my sister for the last 4 years, wonder where I can go to do that"
Bob "Well Neil, I know it's perfectly fine to marry your relatives in Farmington New Hampsire but you may have a hard time understanding the preacher because none of them have teeth"
Neil "Gee Bob, I've been wanting to marry my sister for the last 4 years, wonder where I can go to do that"
Bob "Well Neil, I know it's perfectly fine to marry your relatives in Farmington New Hampsire but you may have a hard time understanding the preacher because none of them have teeth"
by Farmington Hater February 28, 2010
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Get the farmily mug.A specific type of person of female sex persuasion who; doesn’t date men or lesbian females. Femi-mainists are best classified as the exact opposite of bi-sexual. This type of person usually doesn’t talk much because she does not like male attention. They prefer the company of other femi-mainists but since it can be hard to find others that hold this same set of values they often can be found playing halo on an Xbox in there house alone. Isolation and video games are key aspects of this type of person and femi-mainists will always be a female.
A femi-mainists bares close resemblance to a female “video game geek” with the one exception on the strict practice of only playing Halo and an obsession with the master chief.
The femi-mainist movement was given birth shortly after the release of the first Halo and continued to prosper after the release of Halo 2. Femi-mainists are becoming more and more a rarity and with the upcoming release of Halo 3 they will all but become invisible to the public eye as they well all retreat into an underground network of tunnels where they will live out the reminder of their lives playing Halo. Their moms will need to play a much larger role in providing for their well being while they are lost in Halo.
A femi-mainists bares close resemblance to a female “video game geek” with the one exception on the strict practice of only playing Halo and an obsession with the master chief.
The femi-mainist movement was given birth shortly after the release of the first Halo and continued to prosper after the release of Halo 2. Femi-mainists are becoming more and more a rarity and with the upcoming release of Halo 3 they will all but become invisible to the public eye as they well all retreat into an underground network of tunnels where they will live out the reminder of their lives playing Halo. Their moms will need to play a much larger role in providing for their well being while they are lost in Halo.
Jake: "Wow Kristin plays a lot of halo on her Xbox!"
Kevin: "Ya I know, she's such a femi-mainist!"
Antonia: "Did you know I’m a lesbian?"
Kevin: "Really?"
Antonia: "Well no I’m not actually."
Kevin: "Oh that’s a good thing because if you were then you would not be a femi-mainist. Femi-mainists don’t like men or lesbians; they just like the master chief."
Antonia: "Kevin! What the hell are femi-maisists?
Kevin: "Well Antonia I put a definition on the urban dictionary. Maybe you should try looking it up in your free time or something. Please don’t kill me!”
Antonia: "Ok I'll let you live this time but dont let it happen again or you shall feel my wrath. And leave Kristin alone, she is busy beating halo 2 for the 99999999'th time and doesn't want any distractions...espesialy one as distracting and attractive as you."
Kevin: "Oh Antonia!"
Antonia: "Oh Kmo!"
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Kevin: "Ya I know, she's such a femi-mainist!"
Antonia: "Did you know I’m a lesbian?"
Kevin: "Really?"
Antonia: "Well no I’m not actually."
Kevin: "Oh that’s a good thing because if you were then you would not be a femi-mainist. Femi-mainists don’t like men or lesbians; they just like the master chief."
Antonia: "Kevin! What the hell are femi-maisists?
Kevin: "Well Antonia I put a definition on the urban dictionary. Maybe you should try looking it up in your free time or something. Please don’t kill me!”
Antonia: "Ok I'll let you live this time but dont let it happen again or you shall feel my wrath. And leave Kristin alone, she is busy beating halo 2 for the 99999999'th time and doesn't want any distractions...espesialy one as distracting and attractive as you."
Kevin: "Oh Antonia!"
Antonia: "Oh Kmo!"
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by Kmo January 9, 2007
Get the femi-mainists mug.The female version of "balls". Meaning very courageous or sometimes foolhardy. For example - "Damn that guy's really got balls to piss on that cops leg." As you may have noticed, women are not born with balls but instead have the feminine gonads, ovaries. "Ovaries" do not have the same inspiring ballsy sound as "Balls", hence feminads.
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"If you had any feminads at all you'd knee that guy in the nuts the next time he puts his hand on your boob."
"Barbara Boxer has awesome, Senate sized feminads."
"Barbara Boxer has awesome, Senate sized feminads."
by Eric Peterson August 18, 2005
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