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off like a Jewish foreskin

A Jewish foreskin or Jew's foreskin is always off, therefore the expression is a very definite one about being off on one's way or just in a generally off condition.
It is time that i was on my way, so I am off like a Jewish foreskin. (or Jew's foreskin)
by Roderick O'Donnell July 30, 2006
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Rougher than a badger's foreskin

A term used to describe a state of being hungover or generally suffering the aftereffects of a period of alcohol intoxication.
Ben: Hey man, you hangin'?
Tom:Yeah, I'm like, rougher than a badger's foreskin
Ben: Haa, lightweight!
by J-Doggster March 13, 2011
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Rummpled Forskin

mythical character similar to the size of a lawn gnome and is made of penis wrinkles. if you say his name too much he will blow a steammy load in you butt.
Dude 1: "Rummpled Forskin", "Rummpled Forskin", "Rummpled Forskin".

Rummpled Forskin: "IM GONNA TEA BAG YOUR MOMS LARDASS!!"
by boogalah May 16, 2010
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Leather Jacket Foreskin

An innocent bystander roaming the streets at night, usually wearing a leather jacket, subject to drunk rants from a group behind them yelling insults.
Innocent bystander: *silent*
Drunk group: "LEATHER JACKET FORESKIN!"
by OG stank daddy May 15, 2013
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foreskin

An uncircumcized penis. IT is the skin over the head, called foreskin because it is extra skin i guess.
Charlie whipped out his penis in which revealed a foreskin and Al Wall said gross while marcus and alex were standing there.
by bobjosidey September 26, 2006
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foreskin

The revolting looking flap of skin that covers the head
of the male penis at birth.
All normal men should have this vulgar bit of skin removed.

If you were born with a big flap of skin over your head above of your neck, would you get it removed??? My point exactly...

(I thank my parents for getting me circumsized)
Girl: Oh yuk, you still have your foreskin.
Im not gonna have sex with you, grose!!!

Guy: Damn my parents for not getting that removed
when I was born. NOOO!!!
by Circumsized Guy April 27, 2006
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Foreskin Hat

The way hipsters wear their beanies only on the crowns of their skulls, because the act of keeping your head warm is too mainstream. Usually these people are between 18-30 years old and hang around shitty jazz clubs, hole-in-the-wall coffee houses, or Goodwills.
I can respect the guy that doesn't wear his winter gear correctly in -20 degree weather. I guess staying healthy without illness is too mainstream. The way they are wearing their foreskin hat makes them look like a gigantic penis. Wait, that's already how they act. Next time you see a person like this, Don't get angry, don't give them a mean look, just chuckle at them.
by doxyzyklon January 18, 2012
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