Not So Happy Ending

When a female masseuse gives a post-massage blowjob, then proceeds to bite the man's penis off.

Cop: "Whats the situation?"
Deputy: "Well the victim died after his penis was removed and he bled out."
Cop: "In a massage parlor? How was his penis removed?"
Deputy: "Not So Happy Ending."
Cop: "Mother of god."

by TeamGhost February 8, 2015

Happy ending

An audience wants to hear about something too good to be true, they don't want to hear about how the good guy doesn't always make things right, have a bigger penis than the bad guy, or get a girl.

The guy that would be been considered the hero was a virgin until his twenties, never drove an expensive car, and didn't have an interesting life. A movie/story about bad guys was more interesting than the good guy's real life, even if it didn't have a happy ending.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019

edyn

the most bullshit person you could ever meet in your life, but they're a good friend to make you laugh although they can get annoying (cancerous).

me: edyn is such a dick

edyn: fuck you

me: but you cant
edyn 😑 ok

me:eeeeyyyy

edyn:eeeyyy

by mei is bea March 9, 2017

Endy Peehole

Another Canadian term for the anus.
As the NDP party is predominantly in last when questioned "They like it in the rear as the view is good."
Also they take it in the rear , so you don't have to.

That food last night brutallized my Endy Peehole!

by Ravenbooger May 4, 2021

Endinako

Endinako is a playa! That nigga may be very cute, but he's still a playa.

Skylar: Hey, have you seen Endinako today?

Mia: No, he's probably with one of his girls.

by _Your_mom_* November 26, 2021

Endy

A interesting person that associates with (endermen a video game monster) likes purple

Yo endy is cool

by Endeyish December 4, 2021

bloody ending

After a heavy round of period sex when a man's penis ends up covered in blood.

Last night was great, except for the bloody ending.

by Erik the Reddest November 5, 2019