Crappy Ending

Crappy Ending (n): When a 45-minute massage ends with a police investigation.

Todd, it's me. Yes, I'm in jail again. Yes, another Crappy Ending.

by Juice420 July 7, 2010

endo

short for "end over", used in biking when one goes over the handlebars. often results in chingus, broken parts, bloody face, and general humiliation.

he did an endo coming off that downhill.

by chollaball April 15, 2005

Endo

V. To be thrown over handlebars on a bicycle or a motorcycle. Usually occurs when a rider applies only the front bake, causing himself to be thrown from the bike.

N. The act of being thrown over handlebars on a bike.

Alt. forms: Endoed, endoing

"Dude, Mike just endoed!"

"Don't pull an endo in the race or you might end up breaking your neck like Mike."

by Not Mike the dude January 20, 2009

Edonit

A fat shit that can play fifa and warzone at anytime

Edonit needs to come of that console hes to fat

by wefhugsgff April 9, 2020

endoftheweekenditis

When people are very grumpy on Mondays because the weekend has ended.

"Hello,"
"yes I am calling in sick today,"
"for what reason sir?"
"I have the 'endoftheweekenditis',"

by Garrett A. Tucker January 11, 2009

ending it with a like

When an individual no longer wants to continue a message conversation on facebook, they end the conversation by liking the last post from the other person.

person 1: well i'd sort that out no problem! 11:20
person 2: are you flirting with me? :D 11:20
person 1: hahah you wish! 11:23

person 2 likes this

person 2 is now ending it with a like

by TheBald February 21, 2011

crappy ending

The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.

Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.

Eric: Why, happy ending?

Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.

Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...

by the comand'r October 27, 2014