Eli

Eli is the best guy you will ever meet. He’s funny, sweet, kind, outgoing, and just so amazing. He cares a lot about other people and always wants them to be happy. Eli includes everyone and makes them feel wanted. Doing anything is fun as long as he’s there. He’s also extremely cute btw

Man, that Eli is so perfect

I know, his girlfriend sure is lucky

by John_samstone December 6, 2018

Eli

He is a nice person but can be a idiot sometimes

Eli says "Im going to the for comp server" Me "Ok"
5 minutes later
Me calls him "GO TO FOR COMP YOU NOOB"

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Eli

Eli is a fun yet chaotic friend who can go full on Toriel with the people she cares about. She’s known for her demon obsession and is into shows and films like Gravity Falls and Corrupted Love because of characters like Bill cypher and Max Lockheart.

“That girl totally just did an Eli”
“What do you mean?”
“She chanted demonic stuff at a bully and then yelled “DONT TOUCH MAH CHILD””
“Holy crap”

by Onion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 14, 2020

Eli

Eli is a fucking cunt who constantly plays Fortnite and sucks a load of dick but has a pretty cool vr headset.

Micah: Eli why the fuck are you playing Fortnite?!
Eli: Fuck off I’m gonna go suck dick real quick.

by ZachyComrade July 19, 2019

eli

eli always has a large erect penis if you don’t trust just find out

dude my penis is getting fuckin huge like my name is eli

by notelihand May 17, 2022

Elis

He is a small man typically gets hurt or hurts other he is a go kart scientist. An Elis is also known to get horribly drunk and start screaming references to rick and morty such as 'that was the hardest working liver in the galaxy morty, now its got a hole in it'. Sometimes if Elis is really drunk he starts to embrace his ture sexual orientation he loves to fuck men with out consent. Some say you can hear him fapping all night long. He also sings in a boys choir, if you asked him nicely he would probably become a castrati. Sometimes at the bar he gets drunk at he gets really horny because of this he is watching.

have come out of the closet yet 'Elis'? Do you still go to the gay bar Elis? Man that Elis guy is ugly. Elis is kinda good at meth.

by Sppedy December 6, 2021

Eli

Hottest kid ever. Best friends with Noah S
Has an amazing girlfriend who's name starts with R and her last name starts with J.He cares for her only. Coolest kid in your school.

Eli is awesome.

Ik right

by YIUR MUM February 11, 2019