Moist Edgar

A Moist Edgar is the act of taking a shit in the mouth of a man and then using the faeces as eye shadow which results in an emo phase that lasts up to 10 weeks

I just did a fire Moist Edgar

by Ben "Dick Sucker" Tosh April 14, 2023

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Edgar

The most unmanly. Some tend to have pink guns. Tend to make the worst decisions(especially with women).They are fat in the heart and always eating. They are obsessed with their exes. Their new girls are always ugly.

EDGAR: I miss my ex Michelle I want her to mommy me!
HIS EX: no.

by soapysausageducky April 23, 2023

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Eloise Edgar

The flattest gal, but a social butterfly who loves to chat. A great straight friend who is attracted to gay guys.

Eloise Edgar: Have you seen my boyfriend?
Person: Yes he’s at the gay bar

by Cygnus_Atratus July 21, 2023

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Edgar the Great

A knight from long ago, who was so fat he rolled everywhere he went. His favorite food is tacos, and he doesn’t wear normal knight armor because he’s to morbidly obese to wear it. Also, he killed Terrence from a angry birds, bc he’s so fast like a Bugatti. What colors your Bugatti?!?! 😎🗿🌮👉👌

Ur mom looks like Edgar the Great

by Dr. Johnny September 7, 2023

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Edgar

A latino kid usually in Middle school or Highscool with a bowlcut, fake airpods, and cheap gold necklaces or bracelete. They are most likely acting "cool" and or most likely are or is racist, usually saying the N word more than black people do.

Bassicly, they want to be black, but fail miserably

Luke: "Do you know where Room 210 is?

John: "Speak to that Edgar over there"

Luke: "Okay."

Luke approaches

Luke: "Hey whe-"

Joshua: "Maldita perra, chupa mi pito gordo de 9 pulgadas"

Luke: "What are you saying?"

Joshua: "Cállate, maldito. Fucking ni- "

by Zetro anlimo thennek ynavoy September 18, 2023

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