evil manatee

A fat girl (evil manatees for plural) that seems like she’d be friendly or at least tolerable to be in the same room as but turns out to be a hostile, rude, unpleasant person for no apparent reason. Also known as a fat bitch, PMS blimp, whale of bad attitude, Disrespectius Vitellius, Miss Piggy having a grumpy day

I thought I was going to make some friends when I saw girls as fat as me laughing and joking around.. but they turned out to be evil manatees.

by lil miss missfit May 23, 2008

shadows of evil

A map for Call Of Duty players to play Zombies on when they are too broke to buy any of the DLC.

I can't play any other map but Shadows Of Evil because I spent the last $20 on Mt.Dew and Doritos!

by TR-11//NUFC May 20, 2016

evil empire

microsoft

i work for the evil empire.

by yellowdevil August 21, 2003

Evil nap

An owerpowering tendency to take short but unscheduled naps instead of working on chores or projects.

Polly needed to work on her project, but an evil nap got her.

by LeGreat January 22, 2011

glamour of evil

When a villain is so glamourous and fabulous that no one stands a chance at defeating them

-"Wow man did you see how much of a badass that villain was?"
-"Ya they are the glamour of evil"

by willow_17 March 13, 2015

Evil Elf

A holiday themed party where attendees gift the worst things they can find. Each attendee must bring a wrapped and unmarked gift to be able to participate. Similar to a "white elephant," participants draw numbers to designate the order for choosing gifts, although gift swapping is discouraged. Evil Elf originated in Atlanta, GA, at the 2003 SOLINET Holiday office party. Previous gifts have included terrifying clown portraits and dollar store pregnancy tests.

I just scored some Billy Ocean cassingles at Goodwill to put in the gift pile at Evil Elf!

by CobraCult December 15, 2016

evil cat

A cat that scratches a person when is booped on the nose.

The evil cat attacked me.

by mollywizo June 17, 2019