ET

When you’re fingering a butthole and you touch the tip of a hard turd.

Have you ever ET’d anyone?
Man, I was fingering Avery’s ass and I touched the tip of a turd waiting to go home.

by Captnslappy26 May 16, 2023

ET

A very strange or stupid person.

‘Wow man, he’s a proper ET’

by Proper dictionary June 01, 2020

ET

Extra terrestrial.. meaning if someone calls you ET it means your extraterrestrial in weirdness

Cobie: “have you ever put your controller on your wang and see if it vibrates.”

Me: Nahhh that’s ET

by Zecterzz September 29, 2022

ET

ET is something that it’s so weird it’s extraterrestrial. Like if someone says something “sus” it would count as et.

If you say “ I like feet “ you’re et

by Zecterzz October 05, 2022

et

A simple past tense verb of eat, which is notably included in the Scrabble dictionary.

I et some ice cream.

by EtonMess1892 February 21, 2020

et

An asshole alien with a large finger that it uses to violate innocent men, women, children, and doggies alike.
Someone: Oh my God, an Alien! Noooo!!!

ET: C'mere bitch! ET PHONE HOME ON DAT ASS

by lifesucks1235 September 26, 2018

ET

Mr. Bitches

Despite all the allegations, Et is still Mr. Bitches no matter how hard he denies it.

by thebigant January 27, 2025