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England vs America

Her Most Royal Majesty obviously has a low IQ. This is proved by her ridiculous definition.

1) The English language and French language are different. There is no possible way you could compare the two. Our language was great until you Americans butchered it.

2) I'm not really bothered if I get called English or British. Why don't you get over being called "yanks".

3) You don't really have the right to call it anything other than football. We invented it and we play it better. Go play baseball or something.

4) You guys think you're so heroic because you joined in the last year. You guys wouldn't be brave enough to stick up for countries like Poland.

5) What would you rather be doing? Living in a house, watching TV and be playing video games. Or living in a tipi, eating buffalo and watching the fire? That's what you would be doing if we hadn't shown up.

6) What do you care? You're just another typical, unintelligent yank (Oops, sorry. I meant American).

7) Majesty claims "I'm sure they were very happy to see Europeans coming to take their land." Read number 5.

Majesty is a fine example of why we Brits believe the Yanks to be a lower form of life.

Examples of England vs America,

1) Complaining because you know for a fact that if it wasn't for us, there'd be no America.
2) We invented it, shut up. Manchester United and Chelsea could hammer (beat by a large amount) any American "team".
3) Americans not being able to stop bitching about how we lost our colonies (we put up a good fight, lol).
England vs America, who wins? You decide!

(I vote for England)
by Nitrokausion May 8, 2008
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england vs. america

STOP STEALING OUR FUCKING SHOWS. and then saying it's a showtime original series.

seriously. get your own thought process. stop stealing britains.
england vs. america: tv shows america has stolen = shameless, skins, the office, american idol (originally pop idol), x-factor, america's got talent, life on mars, etc.
by nicole wotherland February 23, 2011
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England is my city

1, A amatuer way of saying "England is my country", 2, A line/phrase said in jake paul's top hit song, "Its everyday bro" that has rather become popular.
Fat guy: Yes im not from compton and england is my city!
Guy: Oh my god, england is a country!
by Dodododood September 26, 2017
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England Vs America

First of all kill yourself faggot second of all America is full of fat shits and England is full of posh wankers that all are that much pussies they have started to grow an vagina and by the way both ur football club are shit you tits.
England vs America would be like-England cunt- oh we’re better than america we’re not all fat shits. You’se are all fat shits I have seen you. Typical Americunt- all you people in Britain just live in a castle and drink tea all day now that just sums it up for the Americans
by English are trannys December 14, 2021
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england is my city

a phrase that Jake Paul wrote for Nick Crompton to say. Stupid Jake.....
"Jake Paul is the one who first wrote england is my city"
by JAZZY KACHOW! July 25, 2017
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england vs america

i think this says it all


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLzo9pOXa-s&feature=related
i dont like tea
england vs america
by littlekidjon October 16, 2008
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England VS America

England, even though you make fun of us Americans by calling us fat lazy slobs, and using an uncreative nickname that we gave ourselves; it's okay. We do our best to try and understand. It must be hard watching your once great empire fall over the few past hundred years, and then having to be rescued in the midst of war by the rebel yanks who kicked your asses back across the Atlantic ocean and then went on to become the worlds number 1 super power. So just.. Just feel free to let it all out. We won't stop you... It---it just seems greedy. It just seems greedy. :)
England vs America: Winner: America
by ryehieheo October 15, 2009
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