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The gayest man on this planet. He likes really big penis despite having a small one. Not to mention he also sucks at Fortnite, my grandpa is better than him, and he's dead!
Cunt 1: Dude I'm gay
Cunt 2: Quit being such a Dylan
Dylan by JoeDaBro69 October 17, 2018
An asshole who likes to take pictures of their penis and have sex with trumpets.
OMG that picture is disgusting! You Dylan.
Dylan by boojee December 20, 2008
Dylan is a understanding, sweet and funny guy. He is so great to get to know, because he will trust and understand you from day one. He's very freindly and loves to laugh. He's not going to hurt you he's going to completely and unconditionally and fully love you and if you break him he simply will keep loving you.So protect him and cherish him.
Freind 1 : Hey, are you going to hang with us
Dylan: totally
Dylan by MEE.TOO February 7, 2017
Dylan, is easily the best guy you'll ever meet, be friends with, or be girlfriend of! He is the SWEETEST guy and will never hurt you. He has crazy good hair, is super charming, and incredibly sweet. His smile makes him an instant yes and he makes you feel soooo happy! Dylan is easily the most perfect boy that exists!
Dylan is the best boyfriend! The sweetest guy ever and I wouldn't give him up for the world!
Dylan by the.real.dictionary March 29, 2017
He is beyond amazing, he has the most amazing sense of humour and I love him to death. He loves to be around his love and he enjoys hanging out. He is sweet and super kind. He is Handsome and is really kind to most people. When someone pisses him off make sure you stay clear or he might say something hurtful. He is compassionate and is amazing with his hands. He shows love to others and he is amazing. I love dylan. Dylan is my love
Dylan is so fucking cute and I love dylan
Dylan by Bananaho July 9, 2017
Pretty much the worst person in existence. He is constantly screwing things up with his clumsy self and stupidity.
Person 1: Who do you have to do your math project with?

Person 2: Dylan

Person 3: OMG! He is going to ruin your grade and try to hit on you the whole time
Dylan by zane the person January 2, 2018