ditch bitch

a girl(or guy) who repeatedly breaks dates with no excuse or reason. one who "ditches" you more than once..

she said we were supposed to have wings tonight but she didn't show, that lousy ditch bitch

by 69 war machine February 27, 2009

stink ditch

The most famous of a woman's anatomy, the vagina.

I'm going to tongue plow her stink ditch

by Eff Knutt February 17, 2005

ditchin

Backing out of plans in the last minute. Making plans and cancelling for better plans. The act of not pulling through with plans.

Correct: She ditched me an hour before our plans to go to a highschool party!

Incorrect: She said we wanted to hang out if her friend couldn't hang out, then her friend could hang out, she so ditched me!

by drummer hottie May 18, 2005

ditch work

You ditch work when you avoid work by staying away or leaving early without permission. Perhaps someone pretends to suffer sickness (= fake flu or because of something you ate last night) and means to stay at home to recover, but indeed you need an excuse for missing work.

Today I am going to ditch work and go fishing instead.

by Earth rocker June 16, 2016

Ditch

An Australian Colloquialism, Ditch is the collective noun for a group of mates. It stems from the behavior "ditching", where an individual leaves a social situation without informing any other members of the group.

Hey mate, come down to the Vineyard, we've got a real ditch of mates down here.

by DewittNa. November 19, 2009

dirtch

Someone who is both dirty/nasty and a bitch.

You've slept with 80 guys? You're a real dirtch.

by Kris10 January 29, 2005

Ditchy McAbandonpants

Pathetic loser who leaves his friends in the lurch when they needed him most. This saying may have been spawned in 2005 by the children's cartoon, "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends".

Character 2 is attacked by a monster and his friend bugs out instead of staying to help him. After #2 gets stomped, Character 1 walks up and asks:
Character 1: "Are you ok??"
Character 2: "Sure. (pointing at the unloyal friend) No thanks to Ditchy McAbandonpants here."

by Chilingo December 21, 2005