by MayDayMeh June 12, 2018

When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.
Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.
Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.
"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"
"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."
"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."
by jibmums February 23, 2017

by DoodieKing63 February 13, 2020

n. (context US slang childish English) excrement, poop. vb. (context intransitive US slang childish English) To defecate, poop.
In black and white, through the occasional fuzz and snow, we watched Captain Kangaroo, The Friendly Giant and the horrendous marionettes, Canadian Randy Dandy and American Howdy Doody.
The boys and girls madly pedaling their bicycles might have been hurrying home to eat their usual Saturday supper of fried chicken and okra before sitting down to watch Buffalo Bob and Howdy Doody on their fifteen-inch black-and-white televisions.
The boys and girls madly pedaling their bicycles might have been hurrying home to eat their usual Saturday supper of fried chicken and okra before sitting down to watch Buffalo Bob and Howdy Doody on their fifteen-inch black-and-white televisions.
by Pootymalooty October 30, 2021

A fucking heinous slur, practically a war crime. This insult has the ability to mentally destroy someone in a way that shouldn't be possible on a mortal plane of existence.
by duderuthless January 17, 2021

When you're tongue-punching your partner's chocolate starfish and the tip of your tongue taps the end of a turd.
by QCPhotoPro September 10, 2021

After eating a particularly spicy bowl of chili, Bob stood up and gave his wife a knowing wink. He was headed to the bathroom. The Doodie Tingles told him it was time to put in work.
by sevenxchamps2000 May 31, 2020
