I don't give a sheep

such as the words "I do not give a shit" but this one is more subtle (very suitable for children under 18 years old)

An older person: Hey kid, did your parents never taught manners? why language like that?
Small children: I don't give a sheep sir. I think you are too stupid.

by soundbreak February 8, 2014

i don't deserve you

When someone is being too gentle,good to yourself

I made you waffles
Oh brad,i don't deserve you

by The mad riddler November 2, 2017

I don't give a hootnanny

1. An southern way of saying "I don't care"

2. The lamest comeback ever (unless you're two)

-"Hey man, you're bitch tits are showing"
-"I don't give a hootnanny!"

by persondudeman January 5, 2011

I don't wanna go

10th Doctor's last words

^^How to make a nerd cry in 4 words;
The 10th Doctor is dying and regenerating. Tennant improvises:
"I don't wanna go."

by DoctorWho2020binging March 26, 2021

I Don't Even Know

This clever phrase was invented by the bright, young man, Chris Allen. He patented the phrase on July 15, 2007. The phrase, "I don't even know," is quite an unique expression. It can be used as a extreme adjective to describe the undescribable, or it can be used to express thoughts of confusion. It can also be used as a verbal space filler. This phrase will go down as one of the best phrases in all of phraseology history.

"Man, that girl is as ugly as... i don't even know."

"What's going on tonight, bro?"
"I don't even know, man."

((When in a conversation and an awkward silence comes up))
"Yeah, well, I dont even know."

by C.Allen February 23, 2008

Do mind if I don't

The complete opposite of "Don't mind if I do"

Timmy the tard has a saying, "Do mind if I don't" and has a homosexual chuckle after saying the aforementioned garbled hiccup.

by shumbert July 22, 2010

i don't buy in bulk

non-worship of body fat

hey john, look at those two! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
that is one hot human! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009