Domesticated Hardo

A hardo that is very lucrative. Typically these types drive expensive luxury vehicles, own completely unnecessary materials and have “trophy wives”.

Yo that guy in that Aston is such a domesticated hardo

Having a Gucci belt is a domesticated hardo play

by Karlthefug April 16, 2021

Domestic Violence

Nancy Murphy

Nancy it’s not domestic violence babe I just forbid you to leave the house while I’m at work, just stay here and don’t even look out the window -Ray

by Wife beater69 March 31, 2022

domestic hooker

Goddess of the kitchen, hot sexy wife, sexy mother of your child

I walked into the kitchen to see what that wonderful smell was on the stove and there was my domestic hooker standing there making dinner.

by Spadagrl December 2, 2015

Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

by Hieronymous June 24, 2025

Domesticated Fish

Any fish that is not in the wild

“Yeah bro, I’m going to the store to get some domesticated fish”

“I’d like to put a tank of domesticated fish in my office”

by RealVibesBro December 8, 2020

domestic violence dick

The kind of dick that makes women beat the hell out of their man and any woman that looks at him.

That guy must have domestic violence dick. He makes women crazy.

by Rockstar and Kate the Great January 5, 2021

domestic

When a situation is so unfortunate that you cannot describe it as anything else other than ‘domestic’.

“Ugh next week it says it’s gonna rain and snow”
“Ok now it’s just getting domestic”

by Ckm36 July 20, 2022