possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."
a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."
a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008
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A light-in-his-loafers homosexual man who refuses to swallow the semen after performing fellatio. Similar to a dodger, but involving sexual acts between two men.
Steve was blowing me last night, but he totally left me with blue balls because he didn't like the taste of cum! What a dancing dodger.
by Eight equals d minus May 6, 2011
Get the dancing dodger mug.When a woman refuses sexual intercourse with a male for any reason such as crusty penis or she is a lesbian.
Woman 1: did you have sex with marvin last night.
Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.
Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee
Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX
Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.
Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee
Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX
by jimmythehat1234 June 14, 2011
Get the Toffee dodger mug.Duck Dodgers is the codename of Duck. No, this has nothing to do with Daffy Duck of Bugs Bunny fame. Or not much.
by Brett February 17, 2005
Get the Duck Dodgers mug.by mikkul March 17, 2008
Get the Tax Dodger mug.When you are performing the 'doggy style' position to a girl, pull out and stand up quickly, then kick your foot straight into the girls anus.
by Simon74 April 15, 2007
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