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Clements Disease

Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon

Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...

I received Clements Disease.”
by Martinkelly188 September 20, 2018
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Man Disease

The affliction of not seeing something even when it is right in front of your face.
When a man looks in the pantry and cannot find the replacement mayonaise, he has man disease.
by marshalynn January 11, 2011
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Hypocritis Disease

Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"

Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
by FireOnSteroids July 28, 2020
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exzachary disease

When someones face looks exzachary(excactly) like their ass.
George has pretty severe exzachary disease
by Betabox March 31, 2008
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pheen disease

The act of using an electronic vaporizer/vape in excessive amounts without providing your body (throat) with enough water. Resulting in an extremely dry, sore, mucus filled throat, and a lack of motivation to do anything (you feel like sh*t).
Bro my throat hurts so bad after last night, I think I have pheen disease.
by Willie G ~ 336 Gang September 20, 2017
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Emma disease

A condition in where the patient is extremely cute and sweet. In some cases, they might deny these accusations, but that is just a symptom. They also tend to be a fashion statement.
Wow! She's cute and sweet! I think she has Emma disease.
by She's great:) May 13, 2021
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Lozrocks disease

(n.)- A disease causing the inability to understand, enjoy, or view GOOD music positively
Person 1: "Pierce the Veil, Sleeping with Sirens, and Black Veil Brides sucks."

Person 2: "Are you being serious? You must have Lozrocks disease."
by FIRrocks and Laurenn_Elainee December 6, 2012
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