Def 1: An illness spread between members of a Discord server that defies all known medical logic, as server members rarely, if ever, come into physical contact with one another. This strain of the flu virus is still completely unrecognized by the CDC and will likely remain so until the gamers rise up.
Def 2: The phenomenon which occurs when 1 member of an online community gets sick and then the entire community follows suit, mimicking the spread of illness person-to-person even though no physical contact between the patients was made.
Def 2: The phenomenon which occurs when 1 member of an online community gets sick and then the entire community follows suit, mimicking the spread of illness person-to-person even though no physical contact between the patients was made.
Person 1: 'Bro, I heard the server owner has pneumonia.'
Person 2: 'Damn, now everyone on the server is going to catch Discord Flu.'
Person 2: 'Damn, now everyone on the server is going to catch Discord Flu.'
by Zekespeare December 14, 2019

A supposed female user, (although most likely a 50 year old man), of the social platform Discord. Often known to say Uwu, these kittens are predominantly aquainted with notorious discord user Kirro, otherwise known as Callum Gee.
by Discord Gamer August 18, 2022

The chesticuff discord server is used mainly to talk about the two minecraft servers the owner of the discord server hosts, the first being the Chesticuff server, chesticuff was created by youtuber Wilbur soot and youtuber Slimecicle in the youtube video minecraft lava ravine is really funny by youtuber Tommyinnit and in short is minecraft yu gi oh, Seefop decided to make chesticuff a real thing and thus the chesticuff server was created as of right now its still being polished and is not public but will be on april 2nd 2021. The second server is the Chestsmp the Chestsmp is a survival server with a twist that you can become certain monsters and gain that monsters buffs and debuffs.
Some notable people on the discord server are:
Seefop:
Lead coder in both servers ands pocket money fuels both servers, when he's not coding or listening to spotify he's killing people on the chestsmp under the alias Seecop.
Eg:
One of the wealthiest people on the Chestsmp and also one of the most active. He also has a totally normal sleep pattern.
Potato lumka:
Potato Mystery.
Submarine:
A artist on the discord server that makes drawings that include but are not limited to commissions, seefop emojis,and seefop drawings. He also created a cult that worships him.
Daddy cakelumka:
The only patreon supporter which is kinda sad to be honest.
Ideek .-.:
Wait why am I here-
Superminer8055:
A admin on the server to make sure that nothing bad happens.
That wraps it up for notable people.
Some notable people on the discord server are:
Seefop:
Lead coder in both servers ands pocket money fuels both servers, when he's not coding or listening to spotify he's killing people on the chestsmp under the alias Seecop.
Eg:
One of the wealthiest people on the Chestsmp and also one of the most active. He also has a totally normal sleep pattern.
Potato lumka:
Potato Mystery.
Submarine:
A artist on the discord server that makes drawings that include but are not limited to commissions, seefop emojis,and seefop drawings. He also created a cult that worships him.
Daddy cakelumka:
The only patreon supporter which is kinda sad to be honest.
Ideek .-.:
Wait why am I here-
Superminer8055:
A admin on the server to make sure that nothing bad happens.
That wraps it up for notable people.
by Egg_ March 31, 2021

Day in the life of a discord mod
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022

Discord packing is known to roast people like obliterate destroy make them WWII Hiroshima!!!
Discord packing is too insult one of another
" Ex You shower with an brick dumbass!"
Discord packing is too insult one of another
" Ex You shower with an brick dumbass!"
by Soy Man May 31, 2022

A fighting game with a concurrent player base so small that the in-game matchmaking system is unable to find a match even after 5-15 minutes of waiting. Hardcore fans of the game would then use Discord to find matches as a last ditch effort to keep the game alive.
"Why can't I find a match on Nick Brawl? Is online dead?"
"Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl is not a dead game, it's a Discord Fighter. Just find matches on the official NASB Discord!"
"Discord Fighters are dead games lol, go save your $50 and play Multiversus instead."
"Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl is not a dead game, it's a Discord Fighter. Just find matches on the official NASB Discord!"
"Discord Fighters are dead games lol, go save your $50 and play Multiversus instead."
by T64 August 1, 2022
