When a male goes unwashed for 3 or more days and then wants a blow job. Accumulation of crust or dick cheese is usually apparent. Especially heinous if you are uncircumcised.
by Anight March 16, 2020

National Unsolicited Dick pic day takes place August 29th of every year. It’s a holiday in which men take photos of their penis and send them to women without regards for their feelings.
Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that today is National Unsolicited Dick pic day?
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didn’t respond.
Guy 1: yesterday? Dude that’s so culturally insensitive.
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didn’t respond.
Guy 1: yesterday? Dude that’s so culturally insensitive.
by Alfred Long cock August 29, 2019

when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!
by Thantophopia April 12, 2021

white girl: goodmorning baby
brown girl: suck my paki dick hoe, it’s national tell a white girl to suck your paki dick day
brown girl: suck my paki dick hoe, it’s national tell a white girl to suck your paki dick day
by emmarobertsrailme June 17, 2021

by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020

May 26: National Stick a dick in it day
A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there
A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there
by Will Kalamon June 9, 2018

by Cleve clevon September 9, 2019
