Dirty Dick Dealers

Men who send unsolicited dick pics to random females on Facebook.

WTFuck is wrong
With these dirty dick dealers?!?!?!?

by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 21, 2020

The Duck Dealer

The duck dealer deals ducks to people. His name is Rob.

Person: I saw the duck dealer today

by Gerald the shitty seagull January 25, 2020

sharpie dealer

A person who has 10 or more sharpies and gives them out if you ask. Sometime decorates them and also does fake tattoos.

Person 1: Hey, where did you go?
Person 2: I got a sharpie from my sharpie dealer.

by PasteurizedJuice February 4, 2020

Taco dealer

The dealer of tacos, the one who distributes them and is below the taco master

Tacomaster04 is the best taco dealer

by RichardiusA5 November 15, 2020

coffee dealer

Someone who sells coffee in quarantine time

I just buy a coffee from a coffee dealer.

by europiancomedy March 20, 2020

Schrodinger's Dealer

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"

Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?

by HahaFunnyMan May 7, 2020

cheesecake dealer

Someone who eats cheesecake out of a gay man's asshole

He's the biggest cheesecake dealer around he's soooo gay

by It's ya boi jerome May 12, 2020