David

David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child

Fuck you david

by Anonymous 4734902 March 08, 2022

David

The dirtiest minded person you will ever meet. They can turn any situation dirty even if you think it's impossible.

-David is such a dirty minded kid.
-I know right! He can make anything dirty!

by The.CringeOVERLORD_69 December 08, 2018

David

the real muthafucka david he got cash and he got bitches

bitches like Tyler wish they was him

man you actin like a David.

by johnathan29 September 12, 2021

David

The man after God's own heart. Someone that's full of mistakes and repents from every sin he commited and commit new ones..

A king, a mighty warrior. A man that takes what he wants no matter what.

To survive in this present time, you have to become a David..

by Garus February 04, 2020

David

Is a tree :)

Woah you see David the dopest fucking tree ever

by Thesecondbestesttree November 21, 2021

David

Cool ass nigga with a big dick

Damn David so cool girls say he has a big dick

by Amongster 57 May 19, 2021

David

he is a very annoying person who wants to get in a fight for literally no reason >:(

Annoying David took a picture of me

by NotToucan March 03, 2022